Delude Yourself Into Thinking You’re Healthy: Spinach Salad With Bacon Dressing

Do you cherish salad? Does anyone, really? You may pray it after a bender fitted with pizza, tacos, beer, vodka, and candy, but does it REALLY quench? No.

That is, of course, if its grassland and fucking boring. How do you make a salad little boring? You include shit like bacon, eggs, and nuts.

If youve never had a legit spinach salad, this is your chance. This isnt the cutesy bistro version with cranberries and goat cheesethis is the hardcore form with heated bacon bandaging and scarcely wilted spinach soaking up the awesomeness. Weve changed this recipe from Alton Brown, weird-but-cool chef on Food Network.


8 oz. child spinach

2 hard-boiled eggs

8 slice of thick-cut bacon, chopped

3 tbsps red wine vinegar

1 tsp brown carbohydrate

tsp Dijon mustard

Salt and pepper

4 huge button mushrooms, chopped

3 oz. red-faced onion, thinly sliced

2 tbsps walnuts, chopped