What comes to mind when you discover the phrase “hand salad”?
Well I’m sorry to inform those of you anticipating a cannibal storey involving the yummy deli stylings of a cruel local bistro, but that isn’t the tale you’re about to hear. Instead, prepare yourselves for what “couldve been” the most shameful food crime in all of history.
While it’s no surprise that we as a society have come to appreciate fast food and low-maintenance dinners, there are just some nutrients you don’t mess with. I consider myself to be a salad lover and will admit that not once have I thought to myself, “Boy, this salad is so savory, but you know what would make it better? Gobbling it with my hands.” But for those of you who find using a forking and knife very tariffing for your culinary necessitates, food magazine “Bon Appetit” has unveiled a finger-licking good salad recipe that the internet is going crazy for…but not in a good way.
On Monday, the publication posted a hand salad recipe which is basically good-for-nothing more than a few leaves of romaine lettuce accompanied by a lemon-yogurt dressing.
— Bon Appetit (@ bonappetit) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit We call that leaves& sauce where I’m from.
— Rich (@ HeightMen) March 27, 2017
— darth( tm) (@ darth) March 27, 2017
— kelsey (@ kelsey_travels) March 27, 2017
— Aaron Heinsman (@ aaron_fool) March 27, 2017
— Erick Sanchez (@ erickmsanchez) March 27, 2017
@bonappetit Western civilization is done now. Person please turn off the lights.
— John Maddening (@ johnmaddening) March 27, 2017